hohokev:
why is donkey kong not a donkey
busty-karkat:
My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
maxterbate:
in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports
basedgosh:
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
necrophilofthefuture:
shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet