TeenageDirtbag FREEDOM

Female;17;Australia
fweecartervirginitity

letsburnthistown:

elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

I love that he says ‘zesty’ like every 5 seconds

6/18 09:05 - virginitity - 123,533 notes
hohokevvirginitity

hohokev:

why is donkey kong not a donkey

6/18 08:25 - virginitity - 8,161 notes
jaclcfrosthucking-f0es

sodamnrelatable:

 

it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better

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6/17 11:10 - hucking-f0es - 35,605 notes
toujoursperdusperks-0f-being-a-cumberbitch
sheerio-swiftie:

99% of the people who reblogged this don’t even know this is ed sheeran

sheerio-swiftie:

99% of the people who reblogged this don’t even know this is ed sheeran

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6/17 08:50 - lulz-time - 15,400 notes
busty-karkathucking-f0es

busty-karkat:

My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests

6/17 08:47 - hucking-f0es - 87,021 notes
maxterbateijustcantforget

maxterbate:

in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports 

6/17 08:43 - ijustcantforget - 33,245 notes
basedgoshijustcantforget

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

6/17 08:41 - ijustcantforget - 53,532 notes
necrophilofthefuturevirginitity

necrophilofthefuture:

shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

6/17 08:37 - virginitity - 42,207 notes
-crashandburngossipinq
6/17 08:36 - gossipinq - 37,714 notes